Rounded Rectangular Callout: Why do you want to fuck with a maple log?

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Rounded Rectangular Callout: I don't need bling. I am bling!

 

 

                                                          

 

Rounded Rectangular Callout: "You're supposed to be the lovable buffoon. You're not so goddamn lovable right now." Read more: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAllCustom&friendId=36167492&swapped=true&page=8#ixzz0tPcMOF8Z "You're supposed to be the lovable buffoon. You're not so goddamn lovable right now." Read more: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAllCustom&friendId=36167492&swapped=true&page=8#ixzz0tPcMOF8Z You're supposed to be the lovable buffoon. You're not so goddamn lovable right now.

 

Rounded Rectangular Callout: On the TV, a Viagra ad. Ad: If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call your doctor. Rob: If I experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, I'm going to call my friends and brag.

Rounded Rectangular Callout: Joe: Anybody got any hand lotion? Jason: Not me. Rob: I've got some Anal-Ease. Joe: Really? Rob: Duh.
Rounded Rectangular Callout: Sitting on a picnic table watching girls go by. One walks out of a building across the way and lights up a cigarette. Joe: She's a smoker. You know what that means. Rob: Yeah. She's going to die of cancer.
Rounded Rectangular Callout: Steve: Have you ever seen that medical fetish porn?" Joey: No What's that? Steve: It's like where people are fucking while they're wearing casts and shit. Joey: I'd totally check that out. I wouldn't beat off to it, but I'd like to see it. Rob: No, you'd beat off to it.
Actual things that Rob Rockford has said.